Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)
Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”
My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”
Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”
My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.
Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”
By Fallout Boy
Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.
Me: This year I lost my best friend
Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA
gun
This post will only appear once in 20000 posts. It is a very rare post. If you reblog in the next 20 seconds good fortune will come your way
I’m always a slut for these memes.
Me: *scrolling down dash*
My Brain: Reblog this post
Me: Why?
My Brain: You gottaPsychic: *Reads my mind*
my mind: HELLO FROM TH-
Psychic: OUTSIDE
*Hotline Bling plays in the distance*
Me.
*vine*
i need six years of this not six seconds
(Source: cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free)
People don’t want gay relationships in media but they’re completely fine with commercials that show potatoes sexualizing their own cannibalism
?????
google, show me how to attract and befriend swarms of crows to follow me in an ominous cloud that blots out the sun
(Source: eva-420, via repentence)
(Source: tomthefanboy, via dailycrest)
Has anyone done this yet?
I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW
(via hear-my-circles-sing)
